We’re here to wake you the f\*ck up — one bold tea,  and unapologetic merch at a time.

At WTF Wellness, we don’t do fluff, fake smiles, or overpriced green juice guilt trips. We do real. Raw. Sometimes caffeinated. Sometimes chaotic. Always healing in our own damn way.

This is wellness for the burnt-out, the emotionally spicy, and the beautifully human. Whether your self-care is a sound bath or a petty playlist, we’ve got your back (and your brew).

WTF stands for:

Wellness That Functions (not just looks pretty on Instagram)
Witty, Therapeutic, Fierce energy in every drop and every dropkick-to-the-patriarchy moment
 rebellion against the performative, toxic positivity side of the wellness industry

Our products are crafted to support your mental, emotional, and hormonal chaos — without the BS.

✔ Herbal teas that actually do something
✔ Merch that speaks your truth
✔ Energy blends that hit harder than your ex’s excuses

 So if you’re tired of being told to “just relax”…

Come chill with the brand that gets you —
and screams self-care with a side of caffeine (after breakfast though)