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ABCDEF*CKOFF mug
ABCDEF*CKOFF Mug (Functional? Yes. Dysfunctional mood? Also yes.) For those mornings when the only thing getting you through is caffeine and an iron-clad boundary. This mug speaks fluent burnout, silent rage, and corporate-induced headaches so you don’t have to. Sleek, sassy, and...- £12.99
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Anti social social wellness club oversized T
Welcome to the club – where healing is sacred, boundaries are badass, and socialising is optional. This is your official uniform for saying “I’m not avoiding people, I’m prioritising my nervous system.” Designed for rebels in recovery and introverts in regeneration mode, this...- £29.99
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Anti Social Social Wellness Socks
Anti Social Social Wellness Club Socks Because sometimes healing looks like boundaries and blank stares. Welcome to the club you never asked to join — where self-care means cancelling plans, sipping herbal tea, and protecting your peace at all costs. ...- £9.99
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Chai f*cking harder
🔥 Chai F*cking Harder – Spicy AF Masala Energy Blend 100g Loose Tea | ~35 servings This is not your basic vanilla chai. This is chai with a backbone — built for bold taste, fiery energy, and main character mornings....- £14.99
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Chill The Fuck Out
Chill The F\*ck Out – Nervous System Sedative Blend 100g Loose Leaf | Stress Relief | Mental Vacation in a Mug This is for the anxious girlies, the burnout bros, and anyone one annoying email away from losing it.Chill The F\*ck Out** is your...- £14.99
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Detox the fuck out
Detox the F\*ck Out – Liver & Lymph Herbal Cleanse 100g Loose Leaf | Daily Detox Support | Caffeine-Free Because your liver deserves better than your weekend decisions.This isn’t a juice cleanse or some overpriced woo-woo. It’s a bold herbal detox blend designed to...- £14.99
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Go the fuck to Sleep
Go the F\*ck to Sleep – Nighttime Sedative Blend 100g Loose Leaf | Organic Herbal Sleep Tea Tired of tossing, turning, and rage-scrolling at 1:23am? Say less.This is your new bedtime ritual in a mug. A bold, nervine blend designed to calm your overcooked...- £14.99
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Hormonal as Fuck
Hormonal As F\*ck – Cycle Support Tea PMS-B-Gone Blend | 100g Loose Leaf | Organic Ingredients For when you’re bloated, irrationally emotional, and one minor inconvenience away from drop-kicking someone. This functional AF herbal tea blend supports hormone balance, eases cramps, reduces bloating, and...- £14.99
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Matcha As F*ck
A ceremonial-grade slap of clarity for your soul. 30g Loose Tea Blend / 30 Servings Feeling mentally constipated? About to spiral? Matcha As Fck* is your green signal to get it the f*ck together — calmly. This isn’t just matcha. It’s a no-nonsense, mood-boosting,...- £19.99
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Mint to Be Matcha
Mint to Be Matcha A gut-hugging, mood-lifting, minty miracle. 30g Loose Tea Blend / 30 Servings Because clarity shouldn’t come with a crash. This isn’t your basic matcha. Mint to Be is your caffeine kick in a kimono...- £19.99
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Sip Happens Teapot 800ml
The “Sip Happens” Teapot – 800ml This isn’t your nan’s teapot. Meet the sleek, clear-brew ritual vessel for your WTF Wellness blends. Made from heat-resistant borosilicate glass, this 800ml beauty features a built-in infuser to let your herbs swirl, steep, and do...- £19.99
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The full F*cking collection
🔥 The Full F*cking Collection – 7 Blends of tea for £70 Because one tea isn’t going to fix your chaos. Get the whole damn lineup of unapologetic, herb-powered blends — designed for the sleep-deprived, the hormonally unhinged, the burnt-out, and the ones who...- £70.00
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Wake the fuck up
Wake The F\*ck Up – Morning Energy Tea 100g Loose Leaf | Focus Fuel | Mood-Lifting AF Your alarm didn’t stand a chance. This is your daily slap-in-the-face herbal tea blend designed to drag you out of your spiritual coma and straight into beast...- £14.99
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Zen as Fuck
Zen As F\*ck – Deep Calm Herbal Tea 100g Loose Leaf | Nervous System Support | Anti-Drama Formula This isn’t just tea. It’s peace in a pouch.Designed for the overthinkers, the anxious achievers, and anyone one group chat away from losing it — this...- £14.99
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