ABCDEF*CKOFF mug

ABCDEF*CKOFF Mug

(Functional? Yes. Dysfunctional mood? Also yes.)

For those mornings when the only thing getting you through is caffeine and an iron-clad boundary. This mug speaks fluent burnout, silent rage, and corporate-induced headaches so you don’t have to.

Sleek, sassy, and unapologetically done with everyone’s sht, our ABCDEFCKOFF Mug is your daily reminder that saying no (loudly) is self-care. Perfect for coffee, matcha, or sipping your herbal tea like it’s laced with a restraining order.

£12.99 – because therapy is expensive, but this mug is not.

- Ceramic, microwave safe, dishwasher safe

- Limited edition for the emotionally fluent

- Warning: May cause offence (aka do its job)