Go the fuck to Sleep

Go the F\*ck to Sleep – Nighttime Sedative Blend

100g Loose Leaf | Organic Herbal Sleep Tea

Tired of tossing, turning, and rage-scrolling at 1:23am? Say less.
This is your new bedtime ritual in a mug. A bold, nervine blend designed to calm your overcooked nervous system, shut down the overthinking, and lull your chaotic brain to sleep — the *functional* way.

Inhale. Sip. Cancel tomorrow’s chaos.

 Key Ingredients (All Organic AF):

Valerian Root – knocks you out, gently
Skullcap – sedates stress without the grogginess
Chamomile – classic calm in a cup
Hops – not just for beer; serious chill vibes
Rooibos - antioxidant-rich and caffeine-free
Blue Lotus – ancient dream-state magic

What It Helps With:

✔️ Calms an overstimulated, anxious nervous system
✔️ Encourages deep, non-dysfunctional sleep
✔️ Reduces nighttime doom-scrolling and overthinking
✔️ May cause vivid dreams, emotional clarity, and zero f\*cks given

 How to Brew:
1 heaped tsp per mug
Steep in boiling water for 5–7 minutes
Drink 30–60 minutes before bed
(Optional: pair with a candle, journal, and a locked phone)

⚠️ Warning:
Do not operate toxic relationships, heavy machinery, or make major life decisions after drinking this.
Side effects may include: peace, stillness, and sleeping through your alarm.

100g Loose Leaf | Makes \~35 servings | Caffeine-Free | Non-drowsy hangover