Hormonal As F\*ck – Cycle Support Tea
PMS-B-Gone Blend | 100g Loose Leaf | Organic Ingredients
For when you’re bloated, irrationally emotional, and one minor inconvenience away from drop-kicking someone.
This functional AF herbal tea blend supports hormone balance, eases cramps, reduces bloating, and brings your mood back from the brink — all while tasting like sweet, spicy rebellion.
Ingredients (Active Compounds):
* Raspberry Leaf
* Dong Quai
* Licorice Root
* Rose Petal
* Cinnamon Bark
* Chaste Tree Berry
WTF Does It Actually Do?
✔️ Eases PMS, bloating, cramps & irrational crying
✔️ Supports hormone balance (whatever the f\*ck that means today)
✔️ Helps regulate your cycle & protect your friendships
✔️ May reduce the urge to burn everything down
How to Use:
1 tsp per mug
Steep for 7–10 minutes
Drink daily from day 1–28, or whenever you feel like flipping a table.
⚠️ Warning:
May cause emotional regulation, inner peace, and skin so good you’ll forgive your hormones (temporarily).
100g Loose Tea | \~35 servings | Caffeine-Free | Made for hormonal chaos