The full F*cking collection

🔥 The Full F*cking Collection – 7 Blends of tea for £70

Because one tea isn’t going to fix your chaos.

Get the whole damn lineup of unapologetic, herb-powered blends — designed for the sleep-deprived, the hormonally unhinged, the burnt-out, and the ones who need to calm the f*ck down without being told to “just relax.”

Normally £14.99 each, but you can grab all 7 for just £70.

Because healing shouldn’t cost your last shred of sanity.

What’s in the bundle?

• Chill the F*ck Out – when the cortisol’s high and so are your standards.
• Go the F*ck to Sleep – because 3AM scrolling is not a wellness ritual.
• Detox the F*ck Out – for the liver, lymph, and lingering life choices.
• Hormonal as F*ck – for PMS, PMDD, IDGAF, and everything in between.
• Zen as F*ck – when you’re trying to be chill but also slightly homicidal.
• Wake the F*ck Up – for when caffeine isn’t working but quitting isn’t an option.
• Chai F*cking Harder – spicy, sassy, and stacked with adaptogens.

Why this bundle slaps:

• 100% natural, clinically curated herbs
• No woo-woo. No wellness fluff.
• Edgy enough to go viral, functional enough to feel the shift

Wellness that actually fcking works.

Grab the full WTF Wellness Collection and start brewing boundaries.