Wake the fuck up

Wake The F\*ck Up – Morning Energy Tea

100g Loose Leaf | Focus Fuel | Mood-Lifting AF

Your alarm didn’t stand a chance. This is your daily slap-in-the-face herbal tea blend designed to drag you out of your spiritual coma and straight into beast mode — without the caffeine crash.

Skip the toxic coffee. Sip this plant-powered punch instead.

 Ingredients (Active Compounds):

* Yerba Mate – natural energy boost without the jitters
* Matcha – slow-release caffeine with zen focus
* Ginseng – for energy, endurance, and mood
* Peppermint – wakes your senses and your soul
* Lemon Zest – zings your brain into action
* Rhodiola Rosea – adaptogen for stress resilience and clarity

 What It Helps With:
✔️ Mental clarity without the crash
✔️ Brain fog, low mood, and existential dread
✔️ Replaces your shady morning coffee habit
✔️ Supports motivation, mood, and get-sh\*t-done energy

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How to Brew:
1 heaped tsp per mug
Steep in hot (not boiling) water for 3–5 mins
Drink when life hits snooze and you’re ready to hit back

⚠️ Warning:
Not suitable for fragile egos or mornings after tequila.
May cause excessive productivity and smugness.

100g Loose Leaf | \~35 servings | Natural Energy | Vegan | Caffeine-Positive