Zen as Fuck

Zen As F\*ck – Deep Calm Herbal Tea

100g Loose Leaf | Nervous System Support | Anti-Drama Formula

This isn’t just tea. It’s peace in a pouch.
Designed for the overthinkers, the anxious achievers, and anyone one group chat away from losing it — this blend calms your nervous system, stills your mind, and delivers “not my problem” energy in every sip.

Sip slowly. Cancel plans. Exist peacefully.

Ingredients (Active Compounds):

Holy Basil – balances cortisol + calms the chaos
Moringa – antioxidant-rich + deeply nourishing
Lemon Verbena – brightens mood + eases nervous tension
Passionflower – nature’s anti-anxiety warrior
Lavender – soothes the soul + supports sleep
Blue Cornflower – because healing can be pretty

 What It Helps With:
✔️ Calms your racing thoughts and inner monologue
✔️ Encourages focus, stillness, and serenity
✔️ Supports mood regulation + reduces stress overload
✔️ Perfect for post-panic, pre-enlightenment energy
✔️ May cause mild detachment from other people’s drama

 How to Brew:
1 tsp per mug
Steep 5–7 minutes
Sip slowly. Breathe deeply. Cancel unnecessary obligations.

⚠️ Warning:
Do not take if you enjoy chaos.
This tea promotes peace, perspective, and profound IDGAF vibes.

100g Loose Leaf | \~35 servings | Caffeine-Free | Nervous System Nourishment