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Let’s be honest.

Wellness has lost the f*cking plot.

Between the pastel affirmations, overpriced chlorophyll, and people trying to “manifest” their gut health — we’re here to cut through the chaos.

Because when your hormones are hijacked, your nervous system is in fight-or-flight, and you’re three eye-rolls away from snapping…
the last thing you need is another influencer telling you to “just drink more water.”

 So, WTF Is WTF Wellness?

We’re not here to sugarcoat anything (literally — our teas are sweetener-free).
We’re here to create herbal blends that do more than sit pretty on your shelf.

This is real wellness — for the ones who are done pretending they’re fine.

Created by actual health professionals, designed for modern chaos.
Because healing shouldn’t feel like another full-time job.

Here’s What Sets Us Apart:

 Clinically-Backed Botanicals:
Our teas are stacked with herbs proven to calm nerves, support hormones, balance digestion, and help your liver not hate you.

No Woo, No Fluff:
No fairy dust or trend chasing.
Just time-tested herbs in therapeutic doses — not sprinkled in for marketing hype.

Big Taste. Bigger Results:
Spicy chai, calming nervines, deep detoxes — with flavour that hits and function that sticks and does not taste like pond water

 Our Lineup (AKA Your New Rituals):

• Chill the F*ck Out – Calm the noise. Support your nervous system. Taste the peace.

• Go the F*ck to Sleep – Knockout herbs for next-level rest and less doom scrolling.

• Hormonal as F*ck – For PMS, burnout, rage tears and everything your GP brushed off.

• Detox the F*ck Out – Support your liver, clear your skin, ditch the sluggishness.

• Wake the F*ck Up – A caffeine kick with zero crash. Goodbye, brain fog.

• Zen as F*ck – Grounding AF. Like a forest walk… without leaving your kitchen.

• Chai F*cking Harder – Spicy, bold, unapologetic energy in a mug.

 Not Your Average Wellness Brand

This isn’t about being better.
It’s about feeling human again — in a world that keeps making that hard.

So drink the tea.
Set the boundary.
Unfollow the guilt.

Because self-care isn’t a f*cking face mask.
It’s boundaries, hydration, and this damn cup of tea.